Better than I hoped
The camel coat is beautifully cut and the wool feels substantial. I ordered my usual M after using the size assistant — perfect through the shoulders.
Purchased: Wool Wrap Coat · Camel
Fit: True to size
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contact@hartwell-oaks.comYour shelf looks correct. Beige, balanced, nothing out of place — and nothing that says a single thing about you.
Then you set down these two. One tall and goofy, one short and completely unimpressed.

The joke only works because there are two of them — the personality lives in the space between their faces.
Guests notice. Then they smile.
✓ A room that finally sounds like you
Safe decor can't be wrong, but it can't be interesting either. These two do the talking your stacked books never did.

✓ Guests always ask about these two
The contrast between them is the whole story — one hopeful, one done with it. People pick them up. People ask where you found them.

✓ Weathered finish, not toy-store shiny
Soft ocean tones with a distressed, worn-in look. They read as styled decor, not as a gift-shop gag.

✓ No restyling, no rearranging
Set them on a console, a shelf, a stack of books. They fit the space you already have.

What you get today
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Get your Grumplin shark duo today while this batch is still in stock.
Are both sharks included, or do I buy them separately?
Both are included. You get the tall one and the short one together, because the pair is the point.
Will they tip over if bumped?
No. Both have wide, flat bases that sit steady on a shelf or table. They're solid resin, not hollow plastic.
Can I put them in a bathroom or near a window?
Yes. Resin handles humidity fine and won't warp. Direct, all-day sun may soften the color over years, so a spot with indirect light is best.
Do the three finishes look the same in person as in the photos?
Very close. Each piece is finished by hand, so small variations in the distressing are normal — that's what keeps them from looking machine-made.
Bring home the shark duo everyone will ask about — available for a limited time.
Not sure which size to choose? Use Find your size above — enter your height and weight, answer three quick questions and get your size in seconds. You can also see our size chart or email contact@hartwell-oaks.com for personal fit advice.
Free UPS shipping on every US order. Orders are processed in 2–4 business days and delivered by UPS in 2–4 business days from our North American warehouse. You’ll receive a UPS tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Return or exchange unworn items with tags attached within 90 days of delivery. Email us and we’ll send a printable UPS return label. A return shipping fee is deducted from standard refunds; returns are free if an item arrived damaged, faulty or incorrect. Full return policy.
Please follow the care label sewn into your garment. We recommend gentle cold washing or professional dry cleaning for wool, cashmere and tailored pieces, and drying knitwear flat.
Worn & loved
Based on verified reviews
The camel coat is beautifully cut and the wool feels substantial. I ordered my usual M after using the size assistant — perfect through the shoulders.
Purchased: Wool Wrap Coat · Camel
Fit: True to size
Bought the sweater and the boots together and used the 3-item discount. Exchange for a different size was easy too.
Purchased: Knit Sweater · Cream
Fit: True to size

Leather is supple, no break-in pain. Sizing chart was spot on with my EU size.
Purchased: Leather Chelsea Boots · Cognac
Fit: True to size

Elegant without trying too hard. The fabric drapes nicely and the length is just right for heels.
Purchased: Satin Midi Dress · Burgundy
Fit: True to size

Arrived in 5 days, wrapped in tissue. The burgundy color is even richer in person.
Purchased: Ribbed Knit Sweater · Burgundy
Fit: True to size

Warm enough for chilly mornings without being bulky. I sized down one for a slimmer look.
Purchased: Quilted Jacket · Olive
Fit: Runs slightly large

The overcoat looks far more expensive than it was. Shoulders sit right, sleeves the right length.
Purchased: Wool Overcoat · Charcoal
Fit: True to size

We ordered his and hers sweaters for our family photos. Soft, cozy and shipped quickly.
Purchased: Knit Sweaters · Cream & Forest
Fit: True to size

High rise, wide leg, and the waist doesn’t gap. I emailed for size advice and got an answer within an hour.
Purchased: Wide Leg Wool Trousers · Cream
Fit: True to size

Coat, scarf and boots arrived together in one beautiful box. The 20% multi-buy discount made it a great deal.
Purchased: Coat, Scarf & Ankle Boots
Fit: True to size
Heavy, soft cable knit that doesn’t itch. Wore it to a game day in Oxford and got three compliments before noon.
Purchased: Cable Knit Crewneck · Cream
Fit: Slightly relaxed

I exchanged for a smaller size and they emailed a label the same day. Customer service you rarely find anymore.
Purchased: Long Wool Coat · Camel
Fit: Runs slightly large
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We reply within a few hours, 7 days a week.
Orders are processed in 2–4 business days at our North American warehouse and delivered by UPS in 2–4 business days after dispatch — typically 4–8 business days in total. Shipping is free on every US order.
At the moment we ship within the United States only, including Alaska and Hawaii.
You’ll receive an email with your UPS tracking link as soon as your order ships. You can also check the status anytime in your account.
Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com as soon as possible. As long as your order hasn’t been dispatched, we’ll gladly change or cancel it.
You have 90 days from delivery to return or exchange unworn items with the original tags attached. Read the full return policy.
Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com with your order number and the items you’d like to return or exchange. We’ll send you a printable UPS return label — pack the items with their tags and drop the parcel at any UPS location.
A return shipping fee applies to standard returns and is deducted from your refund. Returns are free if an item arrived damaged, faulty or incorrect — just send us a photo and we’ll take care of everything.
Once your return arrives at our warehouse and has been checked, we issue the refund to your original payment method and confirm it by email. Depending on your bank, it can take a few additional business days to appear on your statement.
Use Find your size next to the size selector on every product page — enter your height and weight, answer three quick questions and get your recommended size in seconds. You can also check our Size Guide.
The Size Assistant tells you when you’re between sizes and which one gives a closer or roomier fit. For coats and jackets you’ll wear over knitwear, we usually recommend the larger size.
All clothing is sized in US sizes. For shoes, the Size Assistant converts your usual US, EU or UK size — or your foot length — into the right size for each style.
Of course. Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com with your height, weight and the size you usually wear, and our team will recommend your size — usually within a few hours.
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All prices are shown in US dollars. Applicable sales tax is calculated at checkout based on your shipping address.
Every piece is designed in our studio at 6017 Patton St in Uptown New Orleans and ships from our warehouse in North America.
Always follow the care label. As a rule: wash gently in cold water or have it dry cleaned, dry knitwear flat, store it folded rather than on a hanger, and let wool rest a day between wears.
Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com — a real person answers every message, usually within a few hours. Our studio address is 6017 Patton St, New Orleans, LA 70118, USA.
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