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Dapper Dachshunds – Funny Dachshund Wall Calendar
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Dapper Dachshunds – Funny Dachshund Wall Calendar

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Description

Twelve Months Of Dachshunds On Your Wall

Some calendars just hang there.

This one makes you smile every time you walk past.

Twelve dachshund scenes, one for each month, in a cozy 8x8 inch square that fits almost any wall.

Every month pairs a hand-drawn dachshund scene with open squares you can actually write in.

Birthdays, vet visits, dinner plans — all in one cheerful spot you'll glance at every day.

Open squares under every scene — room to write, not just room to look.

✓ A year of smiles, one month at a time
Twelve different dachshund scenes, each one good for a full month of little grins. Flip the page and it's a fresh joke on your wall.

✓ See the whole week in one glance
No more digging through your phone to remember what's Thursday. Everything sits right there on the wall, where you and everyone else can see it.

✓ Write it down without shrinking your handwriting
The date squares leave real room for appointments, birthdays, and reminders. Thick paper keeps ink on the front where it belongs.

✓ Fits the spot you already have
Closed it's 8x8 inches, open it's 8x16 — small enough for a kitchen wall, a home office, or beside the back door.

What you get today

  • Dapper Dachshunds 12-month wall calendar
  • Twelve original dachshund illustrations, one per month
  • Open date squares for appointments, birthdays, and reminders
  • Twin-wire binding so pages lie flat and turn cleanly
  • Free tracked shipping
  • 30-day money-back guarantee

Limited availability: Printed in a single production run for the year — once this batch sells out, we don't reprint.

Bring home Dapper Dachshunds and make everyday planning more cheerful with this limited-time offer.

30-day at-home trial
Try Dapper Dachshunds at home for 30 days. If the artwork or the writing space isn't what you expected, return it for a full refund.

Frequently asked questions

Which year does this calendar cover?
This is the 2027 edition, with all twelve months of 2027 laid out and dated. If you're buying ahead or gifting it, it's ready to hang as soon as the year starts.

Does it come with a hook or hanger?
It hangs from the twin-wire binding at the top, so a simple nail, pin, or existing wall hook does the job. Nothing extra to install.

Are the illustrations different every month?
Yes. Each month has its own dachshund scene, so you get twelve separate artworks in one calendar.

Can I still read the dates with writing on them?
The dates are printed clearly in the corner of each square, so your notes sit beside them instead of on top of them.

Specifications

  • Size: 8 x 8 inches closed, 8 x 16 inches open
  • Material: Printed paper with twin-wire binding

Bring Dapper Dachshunds To Your Wall Today

Size & fit

Not sure which size to choose? Use Find your size above — enter your height and weight, answer three quick questions and get your size in seconds. You can also see our size chart or email contact@hartwell-oaks.com for personal fit advice.

Shipping & delivery

Free UPS shipping on every US order. Orders are processed in 2–4 business days and delivered by UPS in 2–4 business days from our North American warehouse. You’ll receive a UPS tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.

Returns & exchanges

Return or exchange unworn items with tags attached within 90 days of delivery. Email us and we’ll send a printable UPS return label. A return shipping fee is deducted from standard refunds; returns are free if an item arrived damaged, faulty or incorrect. Full return policy.

Care

Please follow the care label sewn into your garment. We recommend gentle cold washing or professional dry cleaning for wool, cashmere and tailored pieces, and drying knitwear flat.

Worn & loved

What Our Customers Say

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Better than I hoped

The camel coat is beautifully cut and the wool feels substantial. I ordered my usual M after using the size assistant — perfect through the shoulders.

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Purchased: Wool Wrap Coat · Camel
Fit: True to size

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Quality you can feel

Bought the sweater and the boots together and used the 3-item discount. Exchange for a different size was easy too.

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Purchased: Knit Sweater · Cream
Fit: True to size

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Comfortable from day one

Leather is supple, no break-in pain. Sizing chart was spot on with my EU size.

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Fit: True to size

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Wore it to a wedding in the Quarter

Elegant without trying too hard. The fabric drapes nicely and the length is just right for heels.

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Purchased: Satin Midi Dress · Burgundy
Fit: True to size

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Packaging felt like a gift

Arrived in 5 days, wrapped in tissue. The burgundy color is even richer in person.

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Purchased: Ribbed Knit Sweater · Burgundy
Fit: True to size

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Perfect weight for our winters

Warm enough for chilly mornings without being bulky. I sized down one for a slimmer look.

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Fit: Runs slightly large

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Sharp and well made

The overcoat looks far more expensive than it was. Shoulders sit right, sleeves the right length.

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Finally trousers that fit

High rise, wide leg, and the waist doesn’t gap. I emailed for size advice and got an answer within an hour.

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Purchased: Wide Leg Wool Trousers · Cream
Fit: True to size

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Built a whole fall outfit

Coat, scarf and boots arrived together in one beautiful box. The 20% multi-buy discount made it a great deal.

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Purchased: Coat, Scarf & Ankle Boots
Fit: True to size

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My new favorite sweater

Heavy, soft cable knit that doesn’t itch. Wore it to a game day in Oxford and got three compliments before noon.

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Purchased: Cable Knit Crewneck · Cream
Fit: Slightly relaxed

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Returns were painless

I exchanged for a smaller size and they emailed a label the same day. Customer service you rarely find anymore.

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Purchased: Long Wool Coat · Camel
Fit: Runs slightly large

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Questions & Answers

Shipping, returns, sizing and payment — answered. Anything else? A real person replies within a few hours.

contact@hartwell-oaks.com

We reply within a few hours, 7 days a week.

Orders & Shipping

How long does shipping take?

Orders are processed in 2–4 business days at our North American warehouse and delivered by UPS in 2–4 business days after dispatch — typically 4–8 business days in total. Shipping is free on every US order.

Do you ship outside the United States?

At the moment we ship within the United States only, including Alaska and Hawaii.

How do I track my order?

You’ll receive an email with your UPS tracking link as soon as your order ships. You can also check the status anytime in your account.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com as soon as possible. As long as your order hasn’t been dispatched, we’ll gladly change or cancel it.

Returns & Exchanges

What is your return policy?

You have 90 days from delivery to return or exchange unworn items with the original tags attached. Read the full return policy.

How do I start a return or exchange?

Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com with your order number and the items you’d like to return or exchange. We’ll send you a printable UPS return label — pack the items with their tags and drop the parcel at any UPS location.

Is return shipping free?

A return shipping fee applies to standard returns and is deducted from your refund. Returns are free if an item arrived damaged, faulty or incorrect — just send us a photo and we’ll take care of everything.

When will I receive my refund?

Once your return arrives at our warehouse and has been checked, we issue the refund to your original payment method and confirm it by email. Depending on your bank, it can take a few additional business days to appear on your statement.

Sizing & Fit

How do I find the right size?

Use Find your size next to the size selector on every product page — enter your height and weight, answer three quick questions and get your recommended size in seconds. You can also check our Size Guide.

What if I’m between two sizes?

The Size Assistant tells you when you’re between sizes and which one gives a closer or roomier fit. For coats and jackets you’ll wear over knitwear, we usually recommend the larger size.

Which size system do you use?

All clothing is sized in US sizes. For shoes, the Size Assistant converts your usual US, EU or UK size — or your foot length — into the right size for each style.

Can I get personal fit advice?

Of course. Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com with your height, weight and the size you usually wear, and our team will recommend your size — usually within a few hours.

Payment & Pricing

Which payment methods do you accept?

American Express, Visa, Mastercard, Apple Pay and Google Pay.

Is my payment secure?

Yes. Checkout is processed by Shopify with 256-bit SSL encryption and 3-D Secure where supported. We never see or store your full card details.

How do the multi-buy savings work?

Savings apply automatically in your bag: 2 items save 10%, 3 items save 15% and 4 or more save 20%. No code needed.

Do prices include sales tax?

All prices are shown in US dollars. Applicable sales tax is calculated at checkout based on your shipping address.

About Hartwell Oaks

Where are your pieces designed and shipped from?

Every piece is designed in our studio at 6017 Patton St in Uptown New Orleans and ships from our warehouse in North America.

How should I care for wool and cashmere?

Always follow the care label. As a rule: wash gently in cold water or have it dry cleaned, dry knitwear flat, store it folded rather than on a hanger, and let wool rest a day between wears.

How can I contact you?

Email contact@hartwell-oaks.com — a real person answers every message, usually within a few hours. Our studio address is 6017 Patton St, New Orleans, LA 70118, USA.

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